Veronica Price
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Eng 301
I am gonna buy me a wife.
a guide to electronic commerce 
My
name is Roni Webman and I love computers. My PC is such a large part
of my life, why its the first thing I think about when I wake up.
I turn it on on my way to the shower, then we have breakfast together,
then I go to work
and think about my wonderful computer and I run home to have lunch with
it. At the end of the workday I just can't wait to get my hands on.
On special days I order my computer little presents.................I keep
it in top shape... upgrade it,
install the latest software packages,
dust it....
It truly is
the perfect companion; it's clean quiet and patient, it does what I want
and is usually quite precise, it doesn't make
fun of me or tell me to eat less twinkies or loose weight or shave
or clean my room or change my sock, it connects me to the outside
world. In fact I don't have any need to go outside. Everything
I need I can get from my computer.
If I am hungry,
I can order food and have it delivered
all in one click. 
I can order my 
cleaned and my house fumigated
.
My computer
pays all of my monthly bills automatically.
It lets me read
the latest news, watch the latest porn,
rip the latest games, music...
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